Dramatic Reading: How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise

I know this was an easy target...but it was a target so easy I had to bring this segment out of retirement in order to obliterate it.

Original article: https://www.phillymag.com/articles/2018/08/11/mayonnaise-industry-millennials/

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