Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Top 10 Worst/Best Kingdom Hearts Boss Battles

Part 1 (Worst):


Top 10 Worst Kingdom Hearts Boss Battles by theherooftomorrow

Part 2 (Best):


Top 10 Best Kingdom Hearts Boss Battles by theherooftomorrow

With the upcoming release of Kingdom Hearts 3, I've been in a Kingdom Hearts mood lately--so it's time for another video related to that. Join me as I count down what I consider to be the worst and best bosses in this series of games that I love!

Monday, November 11, 2013

The Cartoon Hero Episode 150-Avatar: The Last Airbender

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSZEh4a3h4UUszaFk/view?usp=sharing

Two years (plus a week's delay due to sickness) and 100 episodes ago, the Hero took a look at M. Night Shyamalan's "The Last Airbender." Now, for his 150th episode, the Hero goes back to the series that started it all...

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Halloween of Heroes-Green Lantern: First Flight

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSX192ZTlUS1BFX1E/view?usp=sharing

Despite computer problems and moving to a new place, I still managed to get this up just a few hours late for Halloween! Let's see what it takes to stop a Black Lantern...

Monday, October 7, 2013

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Okami-san and Her Seven Companions


The Cartoon Hero Presents: Okami-san and her... by theherooftomorrow

Animal Month finally concludes as the Hero takes a look at an anime starring animal girls (sort of) that's actually GOOD--but his troubles aren't quite over yet...

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The Art of Gaming: Solatorobo


The Art of Gaming: Solatorobo (DS) by theherooftomorrow

October may have started, but Animal Month isn't quite over yet! In this episode, the Hero takes a look at an underrated game...only for the Sorceress to reveal her true intentions...

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

The Cartoon Hero vs. Loonatics Unleashed


The Cartoon Hero vs. Loonatics Unleashed by theherooftomorrow

Animal Month continues as a superhero with the powers of a classic cartoon character takes a look at a set of classic cartoon characters that were made into superheroes. Wrap your head around that.

Monday, September 23, 2013

The Cartoon Hero vs. El Arca


The Cartoon Hero vs. El Arca by theherooftomorrow

Animal Month continues (with a shorter episode this time) as the Hero takes a look at a movie that would soon become a furry icon...

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Ace Attorney Retrospective (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)

At long last, my first feature-length movie--er, project has come to fruition! Join me as I take a look at what would become the first of a series, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney!

Part 1 (Cases 1-3):


Ace Attorney Retrospective: Ace Attorney 1 Part 1 by theherooftomorrow

Part 2 (Cases 4 and 5):


Ace Attorney Retrospective: Ace Attorney 1 Part 2 by theherooftomorrow

Part 3 (Character Analysis and Final Thoughts):


Ace Attorney Retrospective: Ace Attorney 1 Part 3 by theherooftomorrow

Friday, August 23, 2013

Equestria Girls Review


Equestria Girls Review by theherooftomorrow

Well, chances are since the reviews are split down the middle, this'll piss SOMEBODY off, but regardless, here's what I thought of Equestria Girls!

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Update Video

I know it seems redundant to post this here after I already updated on the actual page, but here the update video is anyway.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

The Next Cartoon Hero Reviews

I'm currently moving, so there's not a lot I can do except give you a list of what's to come.

First, I'm currently working on the first part of what I like to call "Trials And Tribulations: An Ace Attorney Retrospective." As you can probably tell, my first big project will be taking a look back through a series that's still underrated despite being Capcom's 11th best-selling franchise of all time, hopefully introducing some of my fans to the series I've grown to love. Much like Linkara's History of Power Rangers, this'll be produced in conjunction with my Cartoon Hero reviews, and as such there'll be no set schedule. If it's any consolation, the first three videos (two to cover all the cases in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney and one to sum up my thoughts on the characters and the game as a whole) will probably be about an hour and a half in total, so yeah, that'll give you a lot of content to watch. I plan on watching each game a little at a time during each week, so hopefully that'll allow for parts of the series to come out more often, but I make no promises.

But that's not the only review you'll get before the next Cartoon Hero season. As I've said, since MLP season 4 is still on the way, I figured I'd do something that people have been requesting that I do and review Equestria Girls. I have the script written, and I'll start filming as soon as I'm moved in.

After that, I've actually got most of the schedule for Season 5 of the Cartoon Hero planned out, but I figure showing you the next two months' worth is plenty.

August 26th: Top 10 Animated Sequels

September (Animal Month)
September 2nd: Robin Hood (Disney)
September 9th: El Arca
September 16th: Loonatics Unleashed
September 23rd: The Art of Gaming: Solatorobo
September 30th: Ookami-San

October (Halloween Of Heroes)
October 7th: Hellboy: Sword of Storms
October 14th: Superman vs. The Elite
October 21st: Hellboy: Blood and Iron
October 28th: Green Lantern: First Flight

And that's all I'll show for now. Hopefully that's enough to whet your appetite!

Saturday, August 3, 2013

My Reactions To Seasons 1-3 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

These are to prepare you for my eventual review of Equestria Girls, which is coming out as soon as I actually get the movie. (So, about the middle of August.) In the meantime, here's what I thought of the first three seasons!

Reaction to Season 1: (Originally aired May 29, 2011)

Part 1:



Part 2:



Reaction to Season 2: (Originally aired May 21, 2012)



Reaction to Season 3: (Originally aired March 7, 2013)


My Reaction To My Little Pony: Friendship is... by theherooftomorrow

Kingdom Hearts 3D/Birth By Sleep Review

For a little added bonus, here's me catching up on the other KH games I missed when making the Top 10 Cartoon-Based Games list.


Kingdom Hearts 3D Review (Plus Birth By Sleep.... by theherooftomorrow

Top 20 Teen Titans Episodes

Originally aired July 1st, 2013. And with this last summer top 20, my blog is fully caught up! It took me several weeks to get this far, but we're all updated now! Expect the next post to appear on my blog at the same time as the other sites.


Cartoon Hero: Top 20 Teen Titans Episodes by theherooftomorrow

Top 11 Worst Mistakes of Season 4

Originally aired June 2nd, 2013. So what did I fuck up this time? Let's find out!


Cartoon Hero: Top 11 Worst Mistakes of Season 4 by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Gurren Lagann The Movie(s)

Originally aired May 31, 2013. It only took me two years, but I finally finish Gurren Lagann!


The Cartoon Hero Presents: The Gurren Lagann Movie(s) from Eli Stone on Vimeo.

The Art of Gaming: Mother 3

Originally aired May 22, 2013. This review was hell to upload due to rendering problems--but I think that in the end, I still did pretty well. Which is good, because this is my favorite out of the entire Mother trilogy.


The Art of Gaming: Mother 3 by theherooftomorrow

The Art of Gaming: Mother 2/EarthBound

Originally aired May 15, 2013. This review contains quite a bit of sketch, so I split it into two parts for your convenience.

Earthbound (The Review):


The Art of Gaming: EarthBound (The Review) by theherooftomorrow

Earthbound (The Sketch):


The Art of Gaming: EarthBound (The Skit) by theherooftomorrow

The Art of Gaming: Mother 1

Originally aired May 7, 2013. This is it--we're in the home stretch. My review of the Mother trilogy starts out with Mother 1!


The Art of Gaming: Mother 1 by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero Presents Halo: Legends

Originally aired April 29th, 2013. One Spartan stands alone and shouts, "THIS REVIEW IS MINE!"


The Cartoon Hero Presents Halo: Legends by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Tales of Symphonia

Originally aired April 22nd, 2013. After the serious blow he took last time, the Hero tries to recover by looking at a series that's been on his plate for some time...


The Cartoon Hero Presents: Tales of Symphonia by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Originally aired April 16th, 2013. The Hero takes on (possibly) the worst thing with the Final Fantasy name attached, only for things to take a turn for the worse...


The Cartoon Hero vs. Final Fantasy: The Spirits... by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Sonic the Movie

Originally aired April 8th, 2013. Gotta go fast!


The Cartoon Hero Presents: Sonic the Movie by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Super Mario and The Legend of Zelda (April Fool's 2013)

Originally aired April 1st, 2013. I wonder how many people guessed the joke before they saw the episode...


(April Fool's 2013) The Cartoon Hero vs... by theherooftomorrow

Friday, August 2, 2013

The Cartoon Hero's Gonzo Month: SoltyRei

Originally aired March 26th, 2013. I finish up Gonzo Month with what I consider to be one of its most underrated works!


Cartoon Hero's Gonzo Month: SoltyRei by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero's Gonzo Month: Rosario+Vampire Part 2

Originally aired March 18, 2013. I still like this review, but DAMN, it had issues. From the shakycam which I still didn't know how to fix, to the quality dropoff halfway through because my software adamantly refused to save it...it came out as a bit of a mess. But I still think I got my feelings across pretty well.


Cartoon Hero's Gonzo Month: Rosario+Vampire Part 2 by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero's Gonzo Month: Romeo x Juliet

Originally aired March 11th, 2013. I take a bit of time to recover from Rosario+Vampire with a good Gonzo anime.


Cartoon Hero's Gonzo Month: Romeo X Juliet by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero's Gonzo Month: Rosario+Vampire Part 1

Originally aired March 5th, 2013. This is a review that I actually wanted to do for some time, but I couldn't ever find a good time to do so. That time is now.


Cartoon Hero's Gonzo Month: Rosario+Vampire Part 1 by theherooftomorrow

Cartoon Hero and Writrzblok: Under The Red Hood

Originally aired February 25th, 2013. First crossover I've had in months--and it's one that I quite enjoyed.


Cartoon Hero and Writrzblok-Batman: Under The... by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Barnyard

Originally aired February 23rd, 2013. Moving on from that, here's another review I quite liked, Barnyard!


The Cartoon Hero vs. Barnyard by theherooftomorrow

Top 10 Cartoons I Hate That Everyone Else Loves

Originally aired February 15th, 2013.

...I really don't know what else to say at this point. This video's been talked about up and down. There are some who consider this video to be my Bart's Nightmare Let's Play, others have called it underrated. At this point, I'm really not sure who's right. I know the list is flawed, sure, but it seems that no matter which side I take, I'm not going to come out of this unscathed. So you know what--I'm just gonna post it right here, and wait out the results. For good, or for ill.


Top 10 Cartoons I Hate That Everyone Else Loves by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Dinosaur

Originally aired February 4th, 2013. I think I got a decent review out of this, but this movie was HELL to get through. I really was that bored by it.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Dinosaur by theherooftomorrow

The Art of Gaming: Muramasa-The Demon Blade

Originally aired January 28th, 2013. I'm actually quite proud of this review, too, but one thing that needs to be added--Muramasa was later ported to the PSVita, so you Sony fanboys can play it too!


The Art of Gaming: Muramasa the Demon Blade by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Chicken Little

Originally aired January 22nd, 2013. Now, this is probably one of my favorite reviews. The movie gave me so much material to work with, it felt like I was being handed the review on a silver platter. But one line that I say in it bugs the hell out of me now--I'll get to it in the mistakes list.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Chicken Little by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Pokemon Heroes

Originally aired January 13, 2013. I go back to Pokemon for a look at one of my favorite films in the series--at least when I was a kid. But how has it held up?

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSeGtCbkh4ZDlFTkk/view?usp=sharing

The Cartoon Hero vs. "The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well"

Originally aired January 8, 2013. Well, I can't say I expected the first My Little Pony review I did for the main series to be the one I think is the worst out of the series...but what can you do? I'm honestly just glad I got to get my feelings on this episode out there.


The Cartoon Hero vs. The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well by theherooftomorrow

Thursday, August 1, 2013

The Cartoon Hero vs. Titan A.E.

Originally aired January 1st, 2012--it would have been the 31st, but I couldn't get the movie to work in time. Well, anyway, enjoy what I like to call my "End of the World Special!"

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSaXFFaEU5LUp6T0E/view?usp=sharing

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Tokyo Godfathers

Originally aired December 24, 2012. My final contribution to Red Ribbon Reviewers 2012. I don't think I can ever compete with Kyle's review of Angels in America in terms of quality, but I think this one was pretty good.


The Cartoon Hero Presents: Tokyo Godfathers by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Prep & Landing

Originally aired December 17, 2012. Shorter review this time, but the next one definitely makes up for that...


The Cartoon Hero Presents: Prep & Landing by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Balto 3: Wings of Change

Originally aired December 11th, 2012. I finally finish the Balto saga with Balto 3!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSN1A1UjI0UWdMbUk/view?usp=sharing

The Cartoon Hero vs. Balto 2: Wolf Quest

Originally aired December 5th, 2012. I continue the Balto saga as I pick up the Red Ribbon Reviewers' mantle with Balto 2!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSRGRSSE5OcXJTaG8/view?usp=sharing

The Cartoon Hero Presents: The Iron Giant

Originally aired November 29, 2012. And now, what's either one of my best reviews or one of the most boring ones (depending on who you ask) The Iron Giant!


The Cartoon Hero Presents: The Iron Giant by theherooftomorrow

Top 10 Cartoon-Based Games That Don't Suck

Originally aired November 20th, 2012. Do all licensed games really suck? Most of them, yes, but here's my take on some that don't!

The Cartoon Hero Presents: The Seventh Brother

Originally aired November 13, 2012. This is a movie that, despite my best efforts, I literally cannot hate.


The Cartoon Hero Presents: The Seventh Brother by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Rock & Rule

Originally aired November 5th, 2012. This was one of my most requested reviews, and a movie that I ended up enjoying a lot more than I thought I would.


The Cartoon Hero Presents: Rock & Rule by theherooftomorrow

Top 13 Most Disturbing Moments in Non-Horror Cartoons

Originally aired October 30, 2012. This list turned out well, but it was hell to put together--I'm actually pretty lucky I got it out the day before Halloween.


Cartoon Hero: Top 13 Most Disturbing Moments In... by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Pokemon-The Rise of Darkrai

Originally aired October 21st, 2012. I'm actually quite proud of this episode. The movie gave me a lot of material to work with, and I think I did an overall decent job on the sketch, too.


The Cartoon Hero Presents Pokemon: The Rise of... by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Highschool of the Dead

Originally aired October 14, 2012. I probably came off as a fanboy of this series in this review, but you know what--I don't care. Because I kind of am. And it convinced other people to at least give it a chance despite its problems, so maybe it worked.


The Cartoon Hero Presents: Highschool of the Dead from Eli Stone on Vimeo.

The Cartoon Hero Presents Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

Originally aired October 8, 2012. You know, looking back, I realize two things--first, I think I referenced almost every incarnation of Batman in this review, and second, I think I did pretty well for a guy who's never seen the animated series. Except for not knowing exactly what Joker Venom was, that is. And about Andrea possibly coming back later, but we'll get to that.


The Cartoon Hero Presents Batman: Mask of the... by theherooftomorrow

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

The Art of Gaming: Lost Magic (DS)

Originally aired October 1st, 2012. In which I continue a cliffhanger, review a game for The Art of Gaming that isn't really art, and finally address that damn Firestorm mistake...


The Art of Gaming: Lost Magic (DS) by theherooftomorrow

From Cartoons to...102 Dalmatians

Originally aired October 1st, 2012. So how does the sequel to a sub-par adaptation fare? Surprisingly well, as it turns out.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSVjBPTmRiSGQ2MVk/view?usp=sharing

From Cartoons to Crap: 101 Dalmatians

Originally aired September 25, 2012. Yeah, been a while since I did one of these, hasn't it?


From Cartoons to Crap: 101 Dalmatians by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero Episode 100: Felix The Cat-The Movie

Originally aired September 17, 2012. Well, we made it, people--the big 100. And we've only just begun.


The Cartoon Hero Episode 100-Felix the Cat: The... by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Once Upon A Forest

Originally aired September 9, 2012. If you're expecting the same kind of review NC gave this movie, you're in for a surprise.


The Cartoon Hero Presents: Once Upon A Forest by theherooftomorrow

TV Trash with The Cartoon Hero: Ctrl+Alt+Delete

Originally aired September 2nd, 2012. Speaking of crossovers, watch Rowdy of TV Trash and me take on a terrible show!


Ctrl+Alt+Del Review (With Rowdy of TV Trash) by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Looney Tunes: Back In Action

Originally aired August 24, 2012. Season 4 starts off with me taking a look at a very divisive movie...


The Cartoon Hero Presents: Looney Tunes-Back In... by theherooftomorrow

The Hero and the Hunter Present: The Chipmunk Adventure

Originally aired January 29th, 2012. Yeah, I missed one--but I kind of forgot that the second crossover Isaac and I did was actually hosted on his channel, not mine. Well, either way, enjoy our review of The Chipmunk Adventure! (This originally aired between Cosprayers Episodes 5-8 and The Trumpet of the Swan, if you're curious.)


The Chipmunk Adventure Review (With Media Hunter) by theherooftomorrow

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Top 20 Powerpuff Girls Episodes

Originally aired July 6, 2012. Another summer, which means it's time for another Top 20 list!


Cartoon Hero: Top 20 Powerpuff Girls Episodes by theherooftomorrow

Top 13 Worst Mistakes of Season 3

Originally aired May 27, 2012. I go back to explore the mistakes I made--again!


Cartoon Hero: Top 13 Worst Mistakes of Season 3 by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Strike Witches

Originally aired May 19, 2012. The Season 3 finale has arrived! The Hero teams up with Agent Smith to take on a series that's had it coming for a long time--but will even they be prepared for what happens in the end?


The Cartoon Hero vs. Strike Witches from Eli Stone on Vimeo.

The Art of Gaming: Okamiden (DS)

Originally aired May 14, 2012. The Hero takes on the Cartoon Villain in a battle for his soul--but first, he needs to bring back an old set of allies!


The Art of Gaming: Okamiden (DS) by theherooftomorrow

Note: I am aware that you actually can get FireStorm--I bring that up in a later video, but I forgot to mention it in the worst mistakes list this year. Yeah...

The Art of Gaming: Lost In Shadow (Wii)

Originally aired May 1, 2012. I take a look at an underrated gem from the waning days of Hudson Soft!


The Art of Gaming: Lost in Shadow (Wii) by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Treasure Planet

Originally aired April 22, 2012. Time to go back to Disney for a look at one of their few box-office bombs!


The Cartoon Hero vs. Treasure Planet by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva

Originally aired April 15, 2012. Since this movie is a mystery, and a good one, I decided that I would split this review into two parts--one that's spoiler-free, and the other where I take a look at the rest of the movie.

Part 1:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSbHpDZ0VKRjRGeGc/view?usp=sharing

Part 2:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSQ1VYV1hNeWJCRFk/view?usp=sharing

The Cartoon Hero vs. The King and I (1999)

Originally aired April 6, 2012. Ever had a movie you like even though you know it's bad...this is that film for me.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSdVgyd0w4ak1ZUDg/view?usp=sharing

Monday, July 29, 2013

The Cartoon Hero vs. Rock-A-Doodle

Originally aired March 25, 2012. Well, what more can be said--everyone else has reviewed this too, but here's my take on it.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSdTV4LVgzY0tUaVU/view?usp=sharing

The Cartoon Hero Presents: The Secret of Kells

Originally aired March 18, 2012. Fun fact: this review was actually recognized by one of the movie's creators.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SScTlOTnAtczZqejQ/view?usp=sharing

The Cartoon Hero vs. Shark Tale

Originally posted March 11, 2012. And I follow that up with one of the dumbest animated films I've ever seen!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSSGQxMWF0ekxSTUk/view?usp=sharing

The Cartoon Hero Presents Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Originally aired March 6, 2012. Ladies and gentlemen, my favorite animated film of all time.


The Cartoon Hero Presents Atlantis: The Lost... by theherooftomorrow

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Cartoon Hero and Ozzie Arcane: Sengoku Basara Anime

Originally aired February 25, 2012. I figured it would only make sense that Ozzie reviewed this with me, especially considering that if it weren't for him, I wouldn't have known about the games to begin with.


Sengoku Basara Anime Review (With Ozzie Arcane) by theherooftomorrow

Top 10 Cartoons I Like That Everyone Else Hates

Originally aired February 19, 2012. I still like this list and don't regret making it--don't know if the same is true for its opposite number, but we'll get to that when we get to it.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSdGh2QVVJLVBVTDg/view?usp=sharing

The Cartoon Hero vs. Earthian (V-Day 2012)

Originally aired February 15, 2012. I take on a bad shonen-ai OVA to prove that it doesn't matter what the target audience is--a series can still be equally bad.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Earthian by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. The Trumpet of the Swan

Originally aired February 9, 2012. After another illness-induced delay (seriously, what was with me getting sick in Season 3?) I finally get to a movie that I'd gotten quite a few requests for.


The Cartoon Hero vs. The Trumpet of the Swan by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Cosprayers: Episodes 5-8

Originally aired January 21, 2012. If you thought the first half of this anime was bad--it was, but this is where the real stupidity begins.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Cosprayers Episodes 5-8 by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Pokemon: The First Movie

Originally aired January 14, 2012. It's been reviewed time and again, but the question is, what do I think of it? The answer may surprise you.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Pokemon: The First Movie by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. End of Evangelion

Originally aired January 8, 2012. Part of me thinks this episode was a mistake--but the other part thinks that I still got some decent material out of it.

And yes, Asuka is my favorite Eva character. Deal with it.


The Cartoon Hero vs. End of Evangelion by theherooftomorrow

Saturday, July 27, 2013

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Omamori Himari

Originally aired January 1, 2012. This was originally supposed to air at the end of December, but I got a terrible case of food poisoning that week and couldn't work on it. Yeah. Well, either way, I got to burn The Night B4 Christmas, so it's not a total loss!


The Cartoon Hero Presents: Omamori Himari by theherooftomorrow

From Cartoons To Crap: The Year Without A Santa Claus

Originally aired December 23, 2011. This is my 75th episode, and since it took place during the Christmas season, what better time to take a look at a terrible Christmas special adaptation?

http://riseofthecritics.com/component/contushdvideoshare/player/15/399.html

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Wakko's Wish

Originally aired December 11, 2011. Some people have since told me that this doesn't count as a Christmas movie--but I, however, do not care, because it is still awesome, it takes place in the winter, it revolves around wishing, and it's still an underrated movie that I wanted to recommend.


The Cartoon Hero Presents: Wakko's Wish by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. The Night B4 Christmas

Originally aired December 6, 2011. This is still one of the dumbest things I've ever reviewed, and I'm glad that I actually tracked down a copy so I could. And burned it afterwards, but I'm getting ahead of myself.


The Cartoon Hero vs. The Night B4 Christmas by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Cosprayers Episodes 3-4

Originally uploaded November 26, 2011. I continue my look at this terrible series. In retrospect, I probably could have done this in one or two episodes instead of three...oh well.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Cosprayers Episodes 3 and 4 by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Brother Bear

Originally aired November 19, 2011. This review, however, I still firmly stand by. I think this is a pretty underrated movie as far as Disney goes.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSazBhUDFjVkRUN2c/view?usp=sharing

Top 10 Worst Episodes of Good Cartoons

Originally aired November 13, 2011. I don't know, part of me feels like I was reaching for some of these now. That, and Teen Titans' "Troq" should have been on it.


Cartoon Hero: Top 10 Worst Episodes of Good... by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars

Originally aired November 6, 2011. I take a look at a sequel to a movie I reviewed previously. Just keep an eye out for the--well, you'll see.


The Cartoon Hero vs. The Brave Little Toaster... by theherooftomorrow

So Bad It's Horrible Halloween Part 4: The Little Cars in The Great Race

Originally aired October 27th, 2011. I return to Video Brinquedo for the finale of So Bad It's Horrible Halloween--but what else lies in store?


Cartoon Hero: So Bad Its Horrible Halloween Part 4 by theherooftomorrow

So Bad It's Horrible Halloween Part 3: The Legend of Atlantis

Originally aired October 22, 2011. Oh God, THIS one...I think this might be the only Atlantis movie that's worse than The Legend of the Titanic and Atlantis 2 COMBINED.


Cartoon Hero: So Bad Its Horrible Halloween Part 3 by theherooftomorrow

So Bad It's Horrible Halloween Part 2: Cosprayers Episodes 1-2

Originally aired October 15, 2011. As the Hero stays trapped inside his own room, he continues to struggle against a terrible anime.


Cartoon Hero: So Bad Its Horrible Halloween Part 2 by theherooftomorrow

So Bad It's Horrible Halloween Part 1: Da Boom Crew Episode 1

Originally aired October 7, 2011. This is something people have been wanting me to bring back for a while, and it might happen--just not in Season 5. I've got something else planned instead.


Cartoon Hero: So Bad Its Horrible Halloween Part 1 by theherooftomorrow

Scooby-Doo Movies Collaboration: Alien Invaders

Originally aired October 2, 2011. This was another entry for a collab that was never finished--but the sad part is, in this case, I started the collab to begin with. A few people contributed, but it never really took off. Oh well, at least I got to look at an underrated Scooby-Doo movie!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSQTZ1R2Jya1dYWFU/view?usp=sharing

Cartoon Hero Special-LotR Animated Part 3: Return of the King (1980)

Originally aired September 26, 2011. However, the fact that Arthur was rebooted out of the Hero's universe leaves a few questions--what became of Razor? Or the two rings? Do they still exist? I honestly don't know at the moment--maybe we'll explore that idea one of these days.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSOEtVYjVab3AybHM/view?usp=sharing

Cartoon Hero Special-LotR Animated Part 2: Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings

Originally aired September 18, 2011. If you'll notice, Arthur Knowledge of the Quest for Geekdom features prominently in this storyline--but maybe not as you know him. And there's a reason for that--see, Arthur eventually had a storyline in The Quest for Geekdom where aliens attacked the earth before he was ready to defend it, and the earth would have been destroyed were it not for a universal reboot. However, that led to the Hero and Arthur never meeting, and Arthur becoming less of a Lantern and more of a paladin character.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSd2l2T1lMdVZZa0k/view?usp=sharing

Cartoon Hero Special-LotR Animated Part 1: The Hobbit

Originally aired September 10, 2011. This is a set of reviews I really enjoyed doing, but they kinda created a continuity snarl later on with Arthur. I'll explain as we continue.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSN1J5NlRycFZrZDQ/view?usp=sharing

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Originally aired September 2, 2011. Season 3 starts off with a bang as I review one of my favorite anime!


The Cartoon Hero Presents: Gurren Lagann by theherooftomorrow

Top 20 Most Hated Animated Characters

Originally uploaded July 23, 2011. This was the start of another thing that by now has become a tradition, the summer Top 20. However, back then I had to upload it as four separate parts--but then it was out of necessity, since my hard drive was crap. Now I just do it so I can give my audience something new.


Cartoon Hero: Top 20 Most Hated Animated... by theherooftomorrow

Friday, July 26, 2013

Top 20 Worst Mistakes of Season 2

Originally uploaded May 31st, 2011. Yeah, as you can tell, I made a lot more mistakes this season, but to be fair I had a lot more episodes too.


Cartoon Hero: Top 20 Worst Mistakes of Season 2 by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Inukami! The Movie

Originally posted May 19, 2011. And let's finish off Season 2 by taking one last look at Inukami!--or is it?


The Cartoon Hero vs. Inukami: The Movie by theherooftomorrow

The Art of Gaming: Okami

Originally uploaded May 17, 2011. It was in this review that I learned from experience just how hard it is to shoot a fight scene when you're playing both characters. Still, all things considered, and with Hans' help, I think I did pretty well with it. Except for the Evil Containment Wave at the end, that turned out to be unintentionally hilarious.


The Art of Gaming: Okami by theherooftomorrow

Special: Elseworlds Month Part 4 (Atop The Fourth Wall)

Originally uploaded April 30, 2011. And behold, the reason this month was done to begin with! Yes, as I say out of character at the end of this video, I wanted to find some creative way of putting out the Hero's origin without it seeming forced, and this seemed like an ideal opportunity. Plus I've wanted to do an AT4W homage for some time.


Cartoon Hero Special: Elseworlds Month 1 Part 4 by theherooftomorrow

Special: Elseworlds Month Part 3 (Familiar Faces)

Originally uploaded April 26, 2011. This was probably the most fun to do, as I've stated that CR is one of my biggest inspirations. The weirdest part is, Go and Rosa had absolutely no fanart when I wrote this, so I had to use an actual manga page instead.


Cartoon Hero Special: Elseworlds Month 1 Part 3 by theherooftomorrow

Special: Elseworlds Month Part 2 (Read Right To Left)

Originally uploaded April 22, 2011. As the universes continue to shift, we check in with a version of the Hero who is obviously reading from a script! And I mean more obviously than usual!


Cartoon Hero Special: Elseworlds Month 1 Part 2 by theherooftomorrow

Special: Elseworlds Month Part 1 (NC: Old vs. New)

Originally uploaded April 15, 2011. This was originally meant to take up the four weeks of April, as a sort of month-long April Fools' special. And yes, there is a reason that I'm copying the style of other reviewers here--just wait until the end to see it.


Cartoon Hero Special: Elseworlds Month 1 Part 1 by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Little Princess School

Originally uploaded April 5th, 2011. This was my first Video Brinquedo review, and also the first introduction of a continuity problem...we'll get to that one later.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Little Princess School by theherooftomorrow

From Cartoons To Crap: The Last Airbender

Originally uploaded March 23rd and 25th, 2011. Well, we're almost halfway there--this was my big 50th episode, and hoo boy, did I choose a big movie to tackle. Of course, I didn't do it alone--for those unaware, at the time, my roommate Hans had his own review series as Gentleman Gloves, which is explained in the recap. This review was partially his idea, but I decided to make it my 50th episode. And despite the unflattering camera angle on me, I think we did it pretty well. Thanks, Hans, and I'm glad I got to celebrate this milestone with you.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSNkhKajhyNHhUQlE/view?usp=sharing

The Legend of Zelda Collaboration: The Minish Cap

Originally uploaded March 15, 2011. This requires some explanation. Originally there was a collab going on on the TGWTG forums, and seeing a chance to review an underrated Zelda game, I jumped on it--but the collab was never even finished, so my contribution turned out to be pointless in the end. Great.

Top 10 Anime Endings

Originally uploaded March 7th, 2011. Well, I've already done two lists of openings, so...

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSQjBRa3k3R0R2VTg/view?usp=sharing

The Cartoon Hero vs. Osmosis Jones

Originally uploaded February 28, 2011. Some people didn't like this episode--I don't know, I still do. I didn't like the fact that I had to play bad cop on this movie, because it genuinely could have been awesome--it's just that the way it turned out, it really wasn't.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Osmosis Jones by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Titanic: The Legend Continues

Originally uploaded February 23, 2011. It's time...and by that I mean IT'S PARTY TIME!


The Cartoon Hero vs. Titanic: The Legend Continues by theherooftomorrow

Top 14 Animated Women

Originally uploaded February 14, 16, and 17th, 2011. Yeah, I know it's in three parts--this was my first indication that I needed a new hard drive.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSWG1lQ2ota3NLdWc/view?usp=sharing

The Cartoon Hero Presents: The Powerpuff Girls Movie

Originally uploaded February 7, 2011. I actually still quite like this review, I just wish that I'd realized Mojo Jojo was pulling a Captain America with that trash can lid scene.


The Cartoon Hero Presents: The Powerpuff Girls... by theherooftomorrow

Thursday, July 25, 2013

The Cartoon Hero vs. The Magic Voyage

Originally uploaded January 29, 2011.

...it's The Magic Voyage, what do you want from me?


The Cartoon Hero vs. The Magic Voyage by theherooftomorrow

Pokemon Movies Collaboration: Destiny Deoxys

Originally uploaded January 22, 2011. Full disclosure, this is one of my favorite reviews ever. I like all the jokes I made, I liked the pace, and I just really had a ball making it. So I hope you enjoy it!


Pokemon Movies Collaboration: Destiny Deoxys... by theherooftomorrow

Top 10 Dr. Seuss Cartoons

Originally uploaded January 17, 2011. To my everlasting regret, one of my favorite shorts, The Butter Battle Book, somehow got excluded from this list...if I had to redo it, I'd put Halloween Is Grinch Night as an honorable mention, and it would be around #3 or 4, I love it that much. I was just an idiot when writing this list.


Cartoon Hero: Top 10 Dr. Seuss Cartoons by theherooftomorrow

From Cartoons To Crap: The Cat In The Hat

Originally uploaded January 10, 2011. Doctor Seuss is spinning in his grave...

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSNHBVaThDLVNsbk0/view?usp=sharing

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

From Cartoons To...The Grinch

Originally uploaded December 31, 2010. Now, despite the low audio in this review, this is a movie that I still genuinely enjoy. Now, granted, it's not as memorable as the original special, but I still think it's a good movie, or at least better than some critics think it is.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SSSHhQQ2l4d1lNNGs/view?usp=sharing

The Hero and the Hunter Present: Balto

Originally uploaded December 24, 2010. (I know, we were cutting it close.) In this episode, I teamed up with fellow Unknown Reviewer The Media Hunter to spotlight a pretty good movie for the holidays, even if it isn't technically a Christmas movie...shut up, it's a winter movie, it counts!


The Hero and the Hunter Present: Balto from Eli Stone on Vimeo.

The Cartoon Hero vs. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Originally uploaded December 4, 2010. This is, as I say in the video, a "Lost Episode" that I actually planned to do a lot earlier, but for some reason my software wouldn't export it. So this was me remaking the review I'd planned to do then.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Grandma Got Run Over By A... by theherooftomorrow

Top 10 Anime Openings (Dubbed)

Originally uploaded November 23, 2010. Not much to say with this one, the title really says it all.


Cartoon Hero: Top 10 Anime Openings (Dubbed) by theherooftomorrow

Top 10 Anime Openings (Subbed)

Originally uploaded November 22, 2010. Well, every animation reviewer has to do this list sometime, but I decided to split it into two. Also, since these lists' completion, I have seen Cowboy Bebop. It's definitely a great series that's worth all the hype it's gotten, but personally I still prefer Outlaw Star.


Cartoon Hero: Top 10 Anime Openings (Subbed) by theherooftomorrow

A Tribute to DTV

Originally uploaded November 6, 2010. This, as I said, was inspired by CR's similar "Best of the Cartoon Network Groovies" video, and in retrospect, I'm really glad I did it. I still have some appreciation for DTV, even if anyone can do what they did now. Some of the music videos have still stuck with me over the years. Hopefully they will for you, too.


The Cartoon Hero: DTV Tribute by theherooftomorrow

Monday, July 22, 2013

The Cartoon Hero Presents: Soul Eater

Originally posted October 31st, 2010. Now, this review may look a little stretched to you. If you're wondering why, it's because for SOME reason, Hans' laptop finally stopped rendering the video properly and I had to upload it in pieces or not at all. Later, Ozzie gave me a more high-quality (and intact) version, but this version is also stretched a bit. Well, either way, here's my look at an excellent anime for Halloween or anytime!


The Cartoon Hero Presents: Soul Eater from Eli Stone on Vimeo.

The Cartoon Hero vs. Scary Godmother 2

Originally uploaded October 26, 2010. I don't know what went wrong with this one--for some reason it seems like the lip-sync is off during the video footage. It might just be the movie, but I don't know...well, at least this is still better than my review of the first one.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Scary Godmother 2 by theherooftomorrow

From Cartoons to Crap: Scooby-Doo

Originally posted October 25, 2010. Part of me still likes this review, and it was a movie I wanted to get to for a while...but that video quality is TERRIBLE! It literally hurts my eyes to look at it...well, hopefully you can still enjoy yourself.


From Cartoons to Crap: Scooby-Doo by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Casper's Scare School

Originally uploaded October 23, 2010. I've discussed this a few times, but this is the first time I've actually been proud that I managed to get four reviews out in one month, for one reason. At the beginning of October, suddenly, for what seemed like no reason at all, my laptop crapped the bed and wouldn't start up at all. I was trying to get it fixed, but in the meantime the reviews were delayed--this got to the point where I had to borrow my roommate's laptop when he wasn't using it and make the four reviews that I'd had planned in ten days. And I honestly don't think the quality suffered much for it--except for the last one, but I'll get to that later. For now, enjoy Part 1 of this "Halloween Marathon" with Casper's Scare School!


The Cartoon Hero vs. Casper's Scare School by theherooftomorrow

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Disney Sequels Collaboration-Atlantis 2: Milo's Return

Originally uploaded September 26, 2010. This was for another collaboration of Disney sequels, and I had a score to settle with this one, being a crappy sequel to my favorite animated film of all time--yes, you read that correctly. As for my review of Atlantis itself, well, that comes later.


Cartoon Hero: Disney Sequels Collab-Atlantis 2... by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. In Search of the Titanic

Originally uploaded September 17, 2010. If I'd only known then how important this movie would become to the story of my show...


The Cartoon Hero vs. In Search of the Titanic by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Inukami! (Part 2)

Originally uploaded August 31, 2010. And here's Part 2 of the "saga."


The Cartoon Hero vs. Inukami (Part 2) by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Inukami! (Part 1)

Originally uploaded August 24, 2010. This is quite possibly my longest review ever, but I had a lot to say about this series.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Inukami! (Part 1) by theherooftomorrow

Friday, July 19, 2013

Top 10 Worst Mistakes of Season 1

Originally aired July 8, 2010. Yeah I know, long gap between the season finale and the mistakes video--I learned to do it sooner later on.


Cartoon Hero: Top 10 Worst Mistakes of Season 1 by theherooftomorrow

From Cartoons to Crap: Inspector Gadget

Originally aired May 5, 2010. (Episode 25!) I still like this review, but why the FUCK did I use a subtitled version of the movie...that's just distracting.


From Cartoons To Crap: Inspector Gadget from Eli Stone on Vimeo.

The Cartoon Hero vs. Hercules and Xena

Originally aired May 5, 2010. This ain't exactly Clash of the Titans--either version.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Hercules & Xena by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. The Legend of the Titanic

Originally aired April 28, 2010. And the Titanic saga begins--yes, years before Doug did this one, I tackled the OTHER Titanic Animated movie. And let's not even get into the sequel...yet.

Yeah, I know there's an audio glitch about halfway in, but it's only a small one.


The Cartoon Hero vs. The Legend of the Titanic by theherooftomorrow

Land Before Time Lords: The Stone of Cold Fire Review

Originally posted April 25, 2010. Now, THIS, THIS review is where I think I actually started to get good. I was part of my first collab, I got to meet people I'd be working with in the future, I got to settle a score with a movie that I still say was the undoing of The Land Before Time as a series, and I think Lupa said she liked it...once. xP oh well.


The Land Before Time Sequels Collaboration: The Stone of Cold Fire Review from Eli Stone on Vimeo.

Top 10 Worst Villain Songs In Animation

Originally aired April 15, 2010. This is another episode I feel kind of conflicted about--especially putting "Evilmanya" on the list. It's honestly not a bad song--just had some weird imagery. Ah well, I'll eventually get to F.R.O.7.

Oh, and this episode also features a cameo from ThatGalWithTheBraids. Remember her? She used to make videos a while back? Oh well...


Cartoon Hero: Top 10 Worst Villain Songs In... by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Bio-Broly

Originally aired April 8, 2010. This is also a review that I like, I think I got a few jokes out of this movie. Then again, it is quite easy to make fun of.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Bio-Broly by theherooftomorrow

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

The Cartoon Hero Presents: The Brave Little Toaster

Originally posted April 1, 2010. It's not an April Fool's joke, however--it was just uploaded late. I love this movie, and to this day I still don't think this review did it justice. It just pales in comparison to The Obscure's take on it...


The Cartoon Hero Presents: The Brave Little... by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. High School Musical (?)

Originally posted March 28, 2010. No, you're not seeing things, even though part of me wishes you were. I still don't know why I decided to do this one--something about the "downfall of Disney," or some other lame excuse like that. I just wanted to rip into it, and...I ended up being bored shitless by it instead. Yeah, go me.


The Cartoon Hero vs. High School Musical by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Home on the Range

Originally posted March 14, 2010. And right after that, another movie that I wasn't harsh enough on! Yeah, as you can probably tell, I REALLY don't care for this movie. But I think the editing and jokes could have been better in this one. Still, I think I got my point across pretty well.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Home on the Range by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Originally posted March 9, 2010. Going back to what I said before about Batfink, this is another case where I felt I had to be "angry" at the movie in order to get more views. I still think Jimmy Neutron is a dumb movie, but it's not dumb in a TERRIBLE kind of way, like I made it seem here. I think I was too harsh, is what I'm saying.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius by theherooftomorrow

Top 10 Manga Better Than The Anime

Originally posted February 21, 2010. I still agree with this list, mostly, but I wish I could have gotten actual manga footage to back up my point. Back then I still didn't know about working with Microsoft PhotoStory, which is how I did manga reviews in the future. Also, DAMN my manga collection used to be huge...I sold most of it recently due to not being able to afford to keep up with so many long-running series.


Cartoon Hero: Top 10 Manga Better Than The... by theherooftomorrow

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

The Cartoon Hero vs. Quest For Camelot

Originally aired February 9, 2010. And now, years before the Nostalgia Critic did it, Quest for Camelot!


The Cartoon Hero vs. Quest for Camelot by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Willy the Sparrow

Originally posted January 25, 2010. Now, some of these reviews, I feel I was too harsh on those movies. In contrast, this is one I feel I wasn't harsh ENOUGH on. Mostly because I was too bored to be angry at it.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Willy the Sparrow by theherooftomorrow

From Cartoons To Crap-Ben 10: Race Against Time

Originally posted January 19, 2010. And lo and behold, the first episode of From Cartoons To Crap! And I just realized how little I actually do this subseries...I'll have to amend that later.


From Cartoons To Crap-Ben 10: Race Against Time from Eli Stone on Vimeo.

Top 20 Disney Songs

Originally uploaded December 8, 2009. Another old list that I actually like!

Part 1:


Cartoon Hero: Top 20 Disney Songs Part 1 (20-11) by theherooftomorrow

Part 2:


Cartoon Hero: Top 20 Disney Songs Part 2 (10-1) by theherooftomorrow

Monday, July 15, 2013

The Cartoon Hero vs. Happily Ever After

Originally uploaded December 1, 2009. I'm not sure how I feel about this one, quite honestly--I still think it's a bad movie, but part of me thinks I was grasping for jokes to make.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Happily Ever After by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Scary Godmother

Originally posted October 29, 2009. I still kind of like this episode as well--but my review of the sequel was a lot better.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Scary Godmother by theherooftomorrow

Top 10 Animated Superhero Shows

Originally posted September 16, 2009. Contrast the previous review with this one, probably one of my worst in quality. I was trying out a new mike at the time, which worked TERRIBLY, and the list itself wasn't that good either.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxjuocgL78SScU4zMzFOb1p6SmM/view?usp=sharing

The Cartoon Hero vs. Ikki Tousen

Originally posted August 11, 2009. This is one of my few earlier reviews that I still like. Despite the poor audio and video quality, I still feel pretty much the same about this anime. God, it sucks...


The Cartoon Hero vs. Ikki Tousen by theherooftomorrow

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Top 10 Forgotten Animated Films

Originally posted July 19, 2009. This is an interesting one...sure, the video quality isn't that good, but some of these films are ones I actually reviewed later, or that I plan to. Make of that what you will.


Cartoon Hero: Top 10 Forgotten Animated Films by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. Fievel Goes West

Originally posted July 4, 2009. This is another review that I don't agree with now--in fact, in this one it seemed like I was grasping at straws to find something to complain about. But at the same time...I still think I got a few good jokes in.


The Cartoon Hero vs. Fievel Goes West by theherooftomorrow

The Cartoon Hero vs. We're Back!

Originally posted June 20, 2009. And lo and behold, speaking of trying to be Doug in my earlier days...actually, no, I did this review long before Doug even announced his. Though to be fair, his review was better.

http://riseofthecritics.com/component/contushdvideoshare/player/18/290.html

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

The Cartoon Hero vs. Yellow Submarine

My second episode, originally posted June 6, 2009. Honestly, I'm not sure I agree with this one anymore. Like with the Batfink review before it, I thought that being more "angry" would get me more attention, because I was blatantly copying reviewers like the AVGN and NC at the beginning.

As opposed to what I do now...shut up. My point is, I don't think this movie is that bad. It certainly has a kickass soundtrack.

http://riseofthecritics.com/component/contushdvideoshare/player/18/289.html

The Cartoon Hero vs. Batfink

The Cartoon Hero vs. Batfink 

This is it, guys, back where it all began.  Unfortunately, it was back when I REALLY sucked.  I still suck nowadays, of course, but I suck a lot less. 

http://riseofthecritics.com/component/contushdvideoshare/player/35/284.html

Just to blow your mind a bit, this review was released on May 21, 2009. I know, hard to believe I've been doing this for over four years now!