Bwahahahaha! This English dub is so wooden and stilted! I'm kinda surprised you didn't mention Ashino having a Texan accent...and the fact that Earthian is also a 4 volume long manga written by Yun Kouga, the author of Loveless. But still a great review nonetheless. This is one of your best riffs.
Having recently watched the Utena movie...yeah. Also, Takako looks quite a bit like Utena.