Monday, January 25, 2016

Patreon Request: The Ten Commandments (2007) Review

Originally a Patreon request by Michael Prymula.


  1. As someone who read the bible, I learned that God did offer a way out for those who would listen. The whole smearing the blood of a lamb on a doorpost protected anyone who did it, Israelite or Egyptian.

    1. That was only for ONE of the plagues, though.

  2. True but it was for the most deadly plague as the others were due to Ramses stubbornness. Still that's for those who study even more then we do.

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  4. Little bit-known fact: The same man who voiced Joshua in this movie also voiced Kira "Jesus" Yamato in the English dub of Gundam SEED/SEED Destiny (2 anime that are unnecessarily overhated by Gundam fans).

  5. Le Dix Commandments. Ah yes, Les Big Dix. Hehehehehehe.

  6. Now that you mentioned The Scorpion King, here's a funny fact: It got two games. One on the GameCube (The Scorpion King: Rise of the Akkadian), which was mediocre. And one on the Game Boy Advance (The Scorpion King: Sword of Osiris), which was actually really damn good. I'm not kidding, Sword of Osiris has scores of 8/10 on GameSpot and IGN, 82/100 on GameSpy, and 9/10 on GameZone.

    Also, now that you brought up Ed, I think a good joke would have been: "And, I'm sure they'll eventually hit gravy". And then you can play that clip of Ed saying "Gravy".